You may be wondering why I didn’t post last week. Well, it’s because I needed to gear up for another season of reviews of The Bachelorette. Not really. I was just busy and tired. It just happened to work out. Anyway, you can expect a review of tonight’s premiere of The Bachelorette sometime tomorrow morning. By the way, I’m going to go ahead and dub this the most boring season of any of the Bachelor/Bachelorettes. I’m tempted to make all the dead husband jokes I can think of right now. Unfortunately, that won’t leave me with anything to write about during the season, so I’ll hold off.
Okay, maybe just one:
Your husband is so dead that you have to go on a reality TV show to find a new one.
There you go. A little primer for tomorrow.
Question of the day: How long will we have to wait for Tim Tebow’s season of The Bachelor?