Look, human beings, I know life is confusing and challenging but is it too much to ask you to WALK IN A STRAIGHT FUCKING LINE instead of weaving all over the damn sidewalk? Those of us who have places to go would rather not dance around you while you figure out where the hell you are. Don't make me go all Dwight Freeney on you. You don't want to get blindsided and strip-sacked on a Chicago sidewalk. You need to focus up and notice what the hell is going on around you. PEOPLE NOT IN YOUR DIRECT LINE OF VISION STILL EXIST AND THOSE PEOPLE OFTEN LIKE TO MOVE WITH PURPOSE. At least do us the courtesy of staying in YOUR OWN DAMN LANE.