Who am I?

What's that white thing?

My name is Jeff.  During business hours I'm a Project Manager for a company in downtown Chicago.  Outside of business hours I'm a performer and Executive Director of pH Productions, an improv theater that performs at Studio BE.  Once the sun goes down I'm a vampire.  Ladies?

I also run this blog which I use to amuse myself and others.  Except my wife.  She doesn't read it because it's not Facebook or a vampire novel.

You can also find me at Schadenfreude.net with all of the other hilarious mo' fo's over there.

If you have questions or would like to send me hate mail, hit me up on Twitter for now.  I'll get a hate mail form up soon.

If you want to know what this blog is all about, go here.